AMA: WHAT DOES THE QUARTERMASTER DO? -

What a Quartermaster does on a ship? Well, we serve many purposes. The crew is the Captain’s problem, as is the booty, while booties are my domain. And so is the rum. The second helps with the first. But, I’m getting distracted again. Little known fact, all bears have ADD. We just don’t get called on it since we tend to smack people who annoy us.

Another thing Quartermasters have to do is to buy the rainbow flag sails for Pride Month! I know, I know, everyone says “Leto you’re straight, what do you care?”

Well, most of my family and friends are somewhere on the three-dimensional scatter plot that is sexuality. Maybe I am too? I’ve never been attracted to another man, but maybe there is that one in four billion men out there who would do it for me. I don’t know and, honestly, I don’t really care. I’m fine calling myself Leto-sexual, which is defined as being attracted to people that I’m attracted to.

Next question!

/Leto

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Leto Armitage

Quartermaster

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ABOUT LETO ARMITAGE

The door to Leto's quarters. You can see his face through the round ship's window.

Leto Armitage was born in America under a set of circumstances that prophesied that he would one day unite the lost tribes and return the Ever Summer. Somewhere around twelve, he realized he had been left unsupervised and binged too many Arthurian movies in his formative years and that he was just another kid who accidentally got an education while reading above his age level.

By the time he turned old enough to get a passport, he started finding excuses to travel determined to find out what culture, food and women there were to experience. After learning to grill in Oaxaca, do kinbaku in Japan, and being banned from several former Soviet block countries, he returned home to settle down and see what damage he could do locally.

After working jobs including being a short order cook, bodyguarding strippers and professionally doing reader’s advisory for erotica he realized the most reasonable path forward was to become a writer. Today he lives with cats, dogs, and humans who seem to like him despite actually knowing him. He prefers to sit on his back deck, listening to the birds and Barry the Bumblebear bee, while he writes cozy, uplit romance and raunchy erotica.