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Can we interest you in a page of (bad) spook jokes and riddles where the puns are as dead as the undead?

Are you ready to learn why the ghost got kicked out of the party? Do you know why the vampire was terrible at relationships? Or which day of the week is the werewolf’s favourite? Be warned – the jokes may be dead on arrival, but hey, who knows, they might resurrect your spirits…

If you have some to share, please slide into the comments and leave them there so we can add them to the collection.

(Bad) Q & A Jokes

Q: Why did the ghost bring a ladder to the bar?

A: Because he heard it had high spirits!

Q: Why did the ghost get kicked out of the party?

A: Because he couldn’t handle his “boos.”

Q: Why was the vampire terrible at relationships?

A: Because he was a pain in the neck!

Q: What’s the werewolf’s favourite day of the week?

A: Howl-idays… but if pressed for a regular day, it’d have to be “Moon-day.”

Q: Why did the ghost get kicked out of the party?

A: Because he was a real “boo”-zzkill!

Q: What’s a skeleton’s least favourite room in the house?

A: The living room!

Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?

A: The broom closet!

Q: Why did the mummy call for a timeout?

A: He felt like he was falling apart!

Q: What’s Dracula’s favourite fruit?

A: A neck-tarine!

Q: How do monsters like their eggs?

A: Terrifried!

Q: What’s a ghost’s favourite type of street?

A: A dead end!

Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?

A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!

Silly Spook Riddles

I’m not a cat or a kitten, yet I purr. I have sharp claws and teeth, yet I’m not a threat to you. What am I?

I fly without wings. I cry without eyes. Wherever I go, darkness flies. What am I?

I’m tall when I’m young, and short when I’m old. I glow to scare away the night’s cold. What am I?

You’ll find me near a haunted house or maybe a witch’s lair, but be careful when you pick me up; I might give you quite a scare! What am I?

I’m the head that doesn’t think, but I grow when I’m fed. Cut off my head, and I’ll leave you dead. What am I?

I stare at you, you stare at me. I have three eyes, yet can’t see. What am I?

I can be cracked, but not easily broken. I can give a fright but am not often spoken. What am I?

Wrapped up snug, a body confined. Kept from light but easy to find. What am I?

Though not a bird, I can fly; through the dark night, I go by. What am I?

Under your bed or hidden in the dark, I wait for a chance to give you a start. What am I?

You’ll find me where light will never tread, lurking quietly where you lay your head. What am I?

Silly Spook Riddle Answers

A chainsaw, a bat, a candle, a black cat, a matchstick, a jack-o-lantern, a tombstone, a mummy, a monster, a nightmare.

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