WE HAVE A SOCK THIEF IN OUR MIDST

Extract From the Ship’s Log

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We Have a Thief in Our Midst

DATE: 20 April, 2023

FROM: Quartermaster

TO: Captain & Crew

CC: Crew & Passengers

Next week, it’s our Ship’s Witch, M.W. Marie McLeod who takes over the pen, which I have a problem with. Her little pet demon keeps stealing my socks, and I am unamused by this. Do you know how hard it is to replace socks on a ship at sea? I don’t even want to know what he’s doing with them…

/QM